Monday, January 17, 2011

zombies vs. unicorns

I just finished reading a book made of awesome: Zombies vs. Unicorns.

Yeah, you read that right.

Yeah, my mouth dropped open, too.


The premise alone is great (zombies vs. unicorns!), and then you add the fact that it's an anthology of short stories by some of the best authors on the YA shelves: Scott Westerfeld (Uglies, Midnighters, Leviathan), Libba Bray (A Great and Terrible Beauty), Cassandra Clare (Mortal Instruments)...Meg Cabot, Garth Nix...half a dozen other big names. When I saw it in the bookstore, there was no way I was not buying it and reading it immediately.

It's just as fantastic as it sounds. Go read it, now.

(And for the record, as much as I love Holly Black, I'm firmly on Team Zombie.)

Friday, January 7, 2011

wonderland, narnia and oz, oh my!

One of the literary agents on my radar right now, Daniel Lazar, has something written on his profile at Publishers Marketplace that got me thinking:

"For fiction, I love stories that introduce me to new worlds -- or even better, recreate the ones I may already know."

I agree wholeheartedly with that. I love The Looking Glass Wars and Tin Man for their creative takes on Alice in Wonderland and The Wizard of Oz, respectively. Wicked was popular enough to become a Broadway musical, and there have been half a dozen new takes on Never Neverland. Like Lazar, I love reading stories based in worlds that I already know; embedding nostalgic hints of classics inside new and creative stories is just plain awesome, in my book.

But (you knew there would be a but) I have a couple of questions about this whole style. Not that I'm necessarily expecting anyone to have the answers to these questions, but what's a blog for if not for ranting?

First of all, I have to wonder how the original authors of these stories would feel about new versions. Frank Beddor actually includes Charles Dodgson (Lewis Carroll) as a character in his adaptation of Alice in Wonderland, as the person who turned Alyss' memories of bloodbaths and betrayal into a meaningless, whimsical tale. In other words, Beddor is literally saying, "Dodgson, you got Wonderland all wrong. Here's the real story."

Speaking as someone who's invented plenty of my own make-believe worlds, that doesn't sit very well with me. Not that I don't love Beddor's Wonderland. But if some upstart new writer in the future picks up a story I've written, takes the place I've created, and tells the world, "Oh, no, she told the wrong story; this is what it's really like," I feel like I would have a problem with that.

One excuse that I can think of is that the authors are taking stories specifically written for children and turning them into stories for an older audience. That way, I can see it more as, "The original had to be simplified to appeal to children, but you older readers can get the full story," instead of, "The original story was just plain wrong." It's elaborating on a simple story instead of replacing the original.

Which leads to my other question: as more stories fall into the public domain, will we see more new takes on old tales? Will someone come along and reinvent Narnia? Will we get the "real story" of what Hogwarts was like? Was Fantasia from The Neverending Story totally different from how Michael Ende described it? Did we get the "wrong" story the first time around?

Like I said, I'm a big fan of this kind of story. I love reinvented worlds, and I'm not going to stop loving them. But at the same time, it seems strange to me for people to retell a story that someone else created in a very different way.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

new year, new look

What with the new year and all, I felt like it was time to change things up on the blog. I think the black background was functioning like a black hole and sucking all of my creativity and determination into an abyss of despair. Or something like that. So now it's white...probably too white, actually, but that's because it's still new and clean.

More new news: at approximately 3:30 a.m. while I was unsuccessfully attempting to fall asleep, I finally thought of a good way to word the beginning of The Story Thief. I scribbled down two sentences in the notebook by my bed, which means I'm only about 5,990 words behind my goal! Oh boy! I also thought up a cool cover idea for the story, did twenty sit-ups and twenty lunges, finished reading Lady Knight, got seven drinks of water, wrote out a to-do list for the next day, got another blanket, and finally fell asleep (and dreamt of Sergeant Domitan), only to wake up again three hours later and toss and turn some more.

But the point is that I've finally started to start my story start. I'm beginning to get out of this horrible mental zone that tells me the first three pages of a story have to be the best three pages I've ever written in my life. That's the thinking of someone trying to get an agent for a story they've already written; it's definitely not helpful thinking for someone who's just trying to start a new story.

But my late (late, late) night has put me back on track! No longer will I agonize over picking the perfect first word. No longer will I discard perfectly good ideas because they aren't perfectly good enough. I will write the crappiest drabble I've ever thought up, and I'll be proud of it because it is written.

And then a year from now, when I'm trying to edit this story, I'll pull my hair out and bang my head against the wall and curse the day that I wrote something so terrible and tried to pass it off as the beginning of good literature.

Ah, what a great process this writing thing is.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

the end of an unlucky streak

Hello, 2011. According to my 2011 yearly horoscope, I'm coming out of a 12-year-long unlucky streak this year. Yeesh. Not only that, but I'll apparently have a "turbo-charged imagination", which should mean lots and lots of good story ideas, right?

Writing Resolutions for 2011

1) Finish writing another novel. Whatever it's about, however crappy it is...finish another one. Prove that it wasn't a one-time thing.
2a) Decide once and for all if I'm going to try to get Thistleswitch published.
2b) If I decide to publish it, actually write a good query letter and send said query letter to actual literary agents.
2c) If I decide to publish it, actually get it published.
2d) If I decide not to publish it, be okay with that, too.


In other news, JaNoWriMo starts today! So maybe I'll get started on fulfilling #1 on the list up there.

(Also, I wrote 2010 every time I tried to type 2011 in this post, and had to fix it every time. Heh.)